The Pun Files - give us your worst
Today it was reported that biologists crossbred an owl with a pirate-ship parrot.
It produced a bird that hoots from the ship.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. If parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
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