1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. A hawk sat atop a church because it was a bird of pray.
3. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
4. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
5. The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
7. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
8. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. If parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
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