Mine is the clean one
No, this is a desert-- no mud-- but she does live about 1/2 mile down a red dirt road, hence the nasty car.
The car does belong to a friend of mine-- I was slightly jealous when she got it, as it is a CG TDI, which is what I would have picked given the option-- but as I told my dh, ~oh well, at least my car will always be cleaner than hers!~~~
Although I also live down a dirt road-- I try to take it slow so as not to kick up so much dust.
Also, I usually don't park next to her... and the day I did, she took hers to the car wash (after the pic)