[CrazyJames]

pdoel: Rich walks into a McDonald's sandwhich with a chicken on his head
retrorich: And the pimple-face kid behind the counter says...
pdoel: Would you like to try one of our apple pies today for 50 cents more?
retrorich: We don't serve chicken heads.
retrorich: I said, how about finger chili?
retrorich: he said, our chili doesn't have fingers.
retrorich: I said, then how can it play the piano?

<pdoel> Rich shows up to a gtg with a duck on his head . . . .