The Newbeetle.org Tattler aka The .org Tabloid thread
RULES: Keep it rated PG!!! If it didn't air on Friends or Seinfeld, it doesn't belong here.
THIS JUST IN!!
Rumor has it that fellow .org member iScott has been seen locally sporting a new 3-4inch long hair style. When asked how he maintains such lovely soon to be flowing long locks, he began making odd horselike noises and counting by stomping his foot. One question still remains, why would he want hair that long down there? More as it develops.
(this is a starting point. take it. run with it. make it your own. KEEP IT CLEAN.)