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Originally Posted by Th1rt3en
Who needs redtube/xtube when I got the girls, and by girls I mean my left and right. Hell some times I go tokyo drift style. If you know what I mean.
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Originally Posted by Lmhansen
I'm married. I don't need substitutes; I get the real thing whenever I want.
Wait, I'm getting a priority message...
Correction: I'm getting the real thing whenever she wants.
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I could be getting it three times a day 7 days a week and I'd still be up for a little "Shannon Time"
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Originally Posted by Lmhansen
"Poison baby, you're like poison ivy.
You make me itch, and I'm outta calamine."
Calamine lotion actually do work  It doesn't look pretty, but neither does that rash |
I've been taking hot hour-long bleach baths at night, using calamine lotion, and something called Ivy Dry. There are HUNDREDS of little zit like bumps around my ankles and everywhere else that I've scratched in my sleep after scratching my other areas.
