2 Dozen boxes of condoms

[AmyJane]

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in with the same order. One day the druggist felt he had to say something to the man.

"Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?"

The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"

The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags."

[angieisgroovy]

Keep em comin....The government's gotta pay for me to do something today!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by angieisgroovy

Keep em comin....The government's gotta pay for me to do something today!

I'm a gov't employee too

[angieisgroovy]

I work for a contractor on a Navy base. Times are slow...
This site is what keeps me awake...and typing like Im doing something!

[anitx]

I should try this...

[Beetlemania]

Originally Posted by anitx

I should try this...

What, pooping in plastic bags?

[anitx]

Originally Posted by Beetlemania

What, pooping in plastic bags?

Yes.