Their First Fight.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her
minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a
DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as
bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first
fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to
do with the BODY?"
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. If parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
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