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Old 08-17-2007, 10:43 PM
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Your kid.. or maybe your sex partner

Wash your hands.
Don't stare, it's not polite.
Don't interrupt.
Because I said so.
Put that thing away before somebody gets hurt.
Why can't you be more like your brother?
Time to get up!
Pull your pants up!
Get into bed right now!!!
No jumping on the bed.
You come when I call you!!!!!
Let me kiss it and make it better.
Eat it, it's good for you.
Are you going to eat that, or just sit there and play with it?
Eat it before it gets cold.
How do you know you won't like it, if you've never even tried it?
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:07 PM
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It won't be that bad, just swallow it.
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Stop that!
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Oh, isn't THAT cute...

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Oh, isn't THAT cute...

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Old 08-18-2007, 03:21 AM
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Old 08-18-2007, 05:17 AM
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Bent like Beckham...
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Old 08-18-2007, 05:44 AM
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Hello Dear...I'm Mrs. Doubtfire...
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Old 08-18-2007, 05:45 AM
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I don't care if it HAS been four hours, I'm NOT going to go see a doctor...
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Old 08-18-2007, 08:07 AM
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I don't care if it HAS been four hours, I'm NOT going to go see a doctor...
Was this a comment for the "Favorite Prescription Drug Side Effect" thread? You know, it can't stay like that forever...
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Who said that it involved a prescription???

(I'm just gifted that way... )
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