What would statues do if they came to life?
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want to." And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorically.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll poop on it's head.
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People are people through other people. - Xhosa proverb
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. - Mark Twain
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08-29-2007, 08:44 AM
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