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Old 09-08-2007, 02:21 PM
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Default Adolf Hitler: "What day will I die on?"

Adolf Hitler went to see a fortune teller.

Hitler asked "What day will i die on?"

The fortune teller answered that he will die on a jewish holiday.

Hitler asked the fortune teller "How do you know that?"

The fortune teller answered "Sir, whatever day you die on WILL be a jewish holiday!"

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