Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

[JuggBug]

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for work leaving my husband in the house watching the
TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the
road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered
to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I
got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the
bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate
love to her.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for
twelve years.

When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he
went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had
come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd
carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,
and began
CPR. When she awoke she immediately began
thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to
break free when I came back. But when I asked him why
neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past
six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go
from his job six months ago and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can
get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Usk



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can
be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel
line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If
none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that
the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery
pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

[boblamb58]

I see nothing wrong with Walter's reply

[Audiophil]

[noR]

When in doubt, blame the fuel delivery pressure to the float chamber!

[missruby]

[Lnzbug]

typical!!

[PhoenixRising]

[from Margaritaville...]

Originally Posted by Lnzbug

typical!!

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