Jeff Foxworthy's Comments on Montana:

[jdesigns]

Having spent the first 19 years of my life in Montana, these hit all TOO close to home!







Jeff Foxworthy's Comments on Montana:

If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in
Great Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the
Comfort Inn), You might live in Montana.


If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,
You might live in Montana.


If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping
that the food will swim by, You might live in Montana.


If you're proud that your state makes the national news
primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Montana.


If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too
spendy", You might live in Montana.


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through
March, You might live in Montana.


If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't
work there, You might live in Montana.


If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead, You might live in Montana.


If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You
might live in Montana.


If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You
might live in Montana.


If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte, You might live
in Montana.


If you measure distance in hours, You might live in Montana.


If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live
in Montana.


If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,
you might live in Montana.


If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
back again, You might live in Montana.


If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching, You might live in Montana.


If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
you might live in Montana.


If you've installed security lights on your house and garage
and leave both unlocked, You might live in Montana.


If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a
high school basketball game, You might live in Montana.


If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend
knows how to use them, You might live in Montana.


If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at
Wal-Mart at any given time, You might live in Montana.


If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than
on Opening Deer Rifle Season, You might live in Montana.


If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, You might live in Montana.


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, You might live in Montana.


If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, You might live in Montana.


If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might
live in Montana.


If you consider Red Lodge exotic, You might live in Montana.


If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your cottonwood, You might live in Montana.


If the sunbelt to you means Miles City, You might live in
Montana.


If a brat is something you eat, You might live in Montana.


If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the
ignition, You might live in Montana.


If you find 0 degrees a little chilly, You might live in
Montana.


If you actually understand these observations, and you
forward them to all your Montana friends,
You Must Live In Montana!

[Maggadog]

I don't live in Montana, but spent 2 years in Williston, ND. All of the above statements also apply to ND. And... all are so true!

[CoriBug]

The Dairy Queen one is actually true here. One of our DQs does close for the winter - not all of them close though. If you watch CSI:NY, then you know how a guy from the Bronx says Montana - Mon-TA-na!

[Fowvay]

I live in Ohio and one of our Dairy Queens (the one with the putt putt course) is closed from October to April.

[FlwrPwer]

i live in suburb NY...and our ice cream places close in the winter. well...DQ and the little privately owned ones do.

EDIT: I also carry jumper cables in my car and now how to use

[bearzworkshop]

My wife is from Red Lodge. Red Lodge is not exotic, everywhere else is.

[jdesigns]

I got married in Red Lodge. My wife's best friend did as well.

My Grandma was one of the first to invest in Red Lodge ski area many years ago.

[Mazzzja]

Why do people live in Montana?

[jdesigns]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Why do people live in Montana?

I honestly have NO idea!

[bearzworkshop]

My Grandma was one of the first to invest in Red Lodge ski area many years ago.

We were sorry to hear the ski lodge was sold. We are using our money from the ski lodge for another trip to RL. My wife was once the owner of the Blue Ribbon