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Old 01-18-2008, 12:27 AM
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How about the DOG with no legs?

His owner took him for a drag every day.


What was his name?

Doesn't matter.. he'll never come when called anyway.
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How about the DOG with no legs?

His owner took him for a drag every day.


What was his name?

Doesn't matter.. he'll never come when called anyway.
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