Would you get married again?

[jdesigns]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Crap"

[warren]

hehe.

hypothetical discussions with significant other = RUN!

[Beetlescott]

Rofl

[hestersu]

boy is that a lose/lose conversation. Very funny.

[Audiophil]

LOL Women are like Macgyver, very creative, at finding out if you are cheating.

[PhoenixRising]

[Beetlemania]

I think this needs to end with a joke a guy at work found in a Maxim...

What do you do if you see your wife stumbling around in the back yard?

Shoot her again!






Did I go too far?