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Old 03-22-2008, 06:15 AM
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- An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical.



After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."



"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"



After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."



Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?" "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."
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