Top 10 Signs You're Becoming a tad Desperate (in your old age)

[jdesigns]

10. You cut your face out of pictures and paste them on the models in Brides Magazine.


9.Your lie about your mother's age.


8. Your nieces and nephews play with your wrinkles a la a Highlights Magazine Maze.


7. You read the obituaries to see who is single now, and ask them out.


6. You forget your favorite commercial. (And its Fixodent--and forget it.)


5. You have a serious crush on Kirk Douglas/Golden Girls Gramma.


4. (Regarding number five, Depends.)


3.You can dirty dance to Richard Simmons' exercise videos.


2 Your drink of choice is Milk of Magnesia on the Rocks.


1. You are reading this with your nose pressed on the screen.

[dnyed]

Luckliy, I am not THAT old.....yet.

[JuggBug]

Only two out of ten for me. Not bad.

[PhoenixRising]

hey, so I need to look at the screen closer...