Misscommunication....

[antonym]

Disclaimer: Not intended to make fun of persons of Polish origin or decent.

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him.

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge?
No, we have a carport, and not need one.

I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at a drugstore and put it on
shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it says "Polish Remover"

[CoriBug]

I never thought about it meaning two different things!

[VW Lady Bug]

I love it! I spend a lot of time in my college English classes working with students to learn the difference between to/two/too, blue/blew, etc. I had almost forgotten about polish/Polish! I may have to share this in class to wake everyone up.

[hyakugojyuuichi]

OMG, that was great!

[LadybugEwa]

Yeah those dumb Pole jokes, sure beat dumb American jokes