Poltical Joke to Lighten To Lighten the Mood!

[Severecaraddict]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. So, when
the teacher prodded him about his father he replied,

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said , "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[TheInvisibleDork]

Ahahahahahahaaahahahaaaaahhaaaahahahaaaahaa

No Rly That Was Supar Funney.

[CoriBug]

:d Ok, it won't post my laughing smiley, so I'll just say that was pretty good!! LOL

[lightbulb]

[boblamb58]

Wow.. a posted joke that actually made me laugh out loud

Thanks!

[Severecaraddict]

coughbumpcoughcough!

[Beetlescott]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet. So, when
the teacher prodded him about his father he replied,

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said , "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Barack Obama to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

ROFL! Good one!!!