Three Guys in Heaven

[jdesigns]

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

“So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”

“None, I had a perfect marriage.”

“Great,” says St. Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes.”

“And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” He asks, turning to the second guy.

“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.

“Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac.”

“And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”

“Twelve times, maybe 13,” says the third guy.

“Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.”

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

“What’s wrong?”

“I just saw my wife and she was riding a skateboard!”

[Loïc]

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