Bumper stickers you may have missed.....

[jdesigns]

BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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EatRight, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles >From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :



"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

[PhoenixRising]

Man, the name of this thread brings back memories...

Seen on a car driving down 95:

"If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"

[boblamb58]

Originally Posted by jdesigns

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unar med
Person.

So tell me, what exactly is an "Unar Med" person?

[AmyJane]

A friend of mine got into a car accident because he fell asleep at the wheel. He got hurt pretty badly but is absolutely fine now. He has a good sense of humor so I knew he would get a kick out of the bumper sticker I bought him.
It said: "SHHH Driver Sleeping!"

hehe

[jdesigns]

Originally Posted by boblamb58

So tell me, what exactly is an "Unar Med" person?

Thanks for pointing that out. It's fixed now!

[boblamb58]

Originally Posted by jdesigns

Thanks for pointing that out. It's fixed now!

Typos are a wonderful thing

[Blue_Stinkbug]

I had one on my old truck that said

I wouldn't laugh your daughter
is in here

I got one know that says

Yes this is my truck and
NO I wont help you move

and

run you fingers across my
truck and I will run my
truck across your fingers

I seen a good one at R2k this yr

BEER helping ugly people
get laid since 1960

[Mr. Bubble]

One we see here in New Mexico:

If God had wanted Texans to ski he would have given them mountains.

One they see in Texas:

If God had wanted New Mexicans to ski he would have given them money.

[Deserion]

Spotted yesterday:

"I don't really mind straight people, so long as they act gay in public."

Heheh.

-Des

[dnyed]

I haven't seen this one, but I wanted so badly to stick it upon the rear bumper of the old Datsun I drove, as it labored up hills:


"I Could Have Had a V8!"

[fuzidave]

there's the "My Child Is An Honor Student At _____"

i saw one the other day...

"my child can beat up your honor student"

[PhoenixRising]

"This bumper sticker is holding on the bumper; don't remove!"

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by fuzidave

there's the "My Child Is An Honor Student At _____"

i saw one the other day...

"my child can beat up your honor student"

and to top that you have the...

"My child got your honor student pregnant"

[Crazy_MoFo]

I saw this classic T-bird cruising down the road, some oooold man was driving it. It had this bumper sitcker - "I Suffer from C.R.S. - Can't Remember Sh!t"

[Chubs763]

I saw one recently that said something like Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.

my co-workers keep threatening to put a rainbow sticker on my powder blue rag top. i keep telling them it's not gay it's retro man retro!