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05-30-2008, 01:33 AM
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Shoplifting
A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants.
Of course, the cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?" The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven''t heard any complaints." 
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05-30-2008, 07:21 PM
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Oh, that is just plain AWFUL
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. If parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
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05-30-2008, 07:57 PM
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