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06-12-2008, 03:16 AM
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Baby Boomer's
It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:
They include: Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now! Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair! LeoSayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba--- Denture Queen! Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore! Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too! And my favorite: Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again!!
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06-12-2008, 03:44 AM
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06-12-2008, 03:58 AM
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Sam The Sham/The Pharaohs - Wolly Blankets
Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself Up Off The Floor Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' In Your Legs Yeah, I know.. pathetic 
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06-12-2008, 04:12 AM
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The real funny part is they're all true!!
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06-12-2008, 11:38 AM
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 AND . . . Global warming is actually caused by all the baby boomer females hitting menopause around the same time and ALL THOSE HOT FLASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  been there, done that.
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Deb Miss Ruby's mom No, it's NOT my kid's car!  There are no strangers - just friends you haven't met. Huey: 06/25/99 - 07/03/09 Rest in peace, buddy Ducky: 05/26/94 - 09/18/09 Godspeed, little girl Marty: 06/03/98 - 12/26/11 You'll be missed, big guy
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06-13-2008, 10:43 PM
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The Doors: "Riders on the throne"
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