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08-23-2008, 01:07 AM
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We have no chocolate....... My Fav Joke
Here's my favorite joke
 .....This lady walks into an ice cream parlor one day, in hopes to get some chocolate ice cream. > ice cream parlor dude< "Hi may I help you"? >lady< "Yes, I wold like a gallon chocolate Ice Cream" >parlor dude< "i'm so sorry m'am, we're out of chocloate; all we have is vanilla and strawberry." >lady< "Well, I really don't need a gallon- can I have a 1/2 gallon of chocolate ice cream"? >parlor dude< "lady, i'm sorry. All we have is vanilla and strawberry". >lady< (frustrated) "You must have a pint, or something; even a scoop....that's it! I'll just take a cone of chocolate ice cream". >parlor dude< "look lady, let me put it to you this way.... Spell the VAN in vanilla". >lady< "V...A...N". >parlor dude< "very good. now spell the STRAW in Strawberry". >lady< S...T....R...A....W". >parlor dude< Excellent! Now spell the FREAK in chocolate". >lady< (looking curiously) "There ain't no "freak" in chocolate" >parlor dude< "that's what i'm trying to tell you... THERE AIN'T NO FREAKIN' CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!" Anyone who knows me, knows if they they ask me a question 10 different ways hoping it will be different the next time, can expect me to simply say, "i'm sorry we have no chocloate", and know where i'm coming from 
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08-23-2008, 01:15 AM
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Good one Al!
 (Now, where can I get some chocolate ice cream?)
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08-23-2008, 01:19 AM
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Quote:
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08-23-2008, 04:36 AM
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08-23-2008, 06:29 AM
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08-23-2008, 02:06 PM
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Too funny!
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09-17-2008, 01:38 AM
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09-17-2008, 03:15 AM
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.... this is good! Thanx Al
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Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity -Leahy
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