Little Johnny Isn't An Obama Fan

[Severecaraddict]

A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
liked by the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a
Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom
was a moron and your dad was an idiot, What would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan

[wawalker]

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by wawalker

Yeah, teacher got 0WN3D!!!

[CoriBug]

That's great. Thanks for the smile!

[scarabY2k]

Originally Posted by wawalker

I so second that

Yep that teacher got PWNED big time

[warren]

[Lmhansen]

Last time I saw that joke, it was a Red Sox/Yankee joke... Funnier then, too.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

Last time I saw that joke, it was a Red Sox/Yankee joke... Funnier then, too.

I'd say its spot on this go around as well!

[larryziegler]

I love it!!!

Reminds me of another Obama-ism saying.....A taxpayers vote for Obama is like a chicken's vote for Colonel Sanders!

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

Last time I saw that joke, it was a Red Sox/Yankee joke... Funnier then, too.

Agreed. This way is stupid. Unless it reads like this:


A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were McCain fans.
Not really knowing what an McCain fan is, but wanting to be
liked by the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an McCain fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an McCain fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a
Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom
was a moron and your dad was an idiot, What would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an McCain fan'

And that makes me laugh...

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by larryziegler

I love it!!!

Reminds me of another Obama-ism saying.....A taxpayers vote for Obama is like a chicken's vote for Colonel Sanders!

No, no, it's a vote for McCain is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders!

[Severecaraddict]

I'm glad that un-originality makes you laugh.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

I'm glad that un-originality makes you laugh.

Well, if you can like an un-original hump like McSame, then I can like jokes that are not original as well.

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Well, if you can like an un-original hump like McSame, then I can like jokes that are not original as well.

We should REALLY keep this in Hot Topics. I don't like John McCain, but as I've said before - his best quality is that he's not Barack Obama. If Barack Obama wins, it won't be because he's a great candidate it will be because George Bush is such a terrible President. Likewise, if John McCain wins, it won't be because he's a great candidate, its because he will have beaten the even BIGGER LOSER!

[wawalker]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

We should REALLY keep this in Hot Topics. I don't like John McCain, but as I've said before - his best quality is that he's not Barack Obama. If Barack Obama wins, it won't be because he's a great candidate it will be because George Bush is such a terrible President. Likewise, if John McCain wins, it won't be because he's a great candidate, its because he will have beaten the even BIGGER LOSER!

Yep, we're on the same page. Lesser evil of 2 bad candidates yet again. So sad.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by wawalker

Yep, we're on the same page. Lesser evil of 2 bad candidates yet again. So sad.

Where are the great ones? I want Teddy Roosevelt! Dang it.

[Beetlescott]

:bowdo wn:


Shannon; You have such a way with words! You DO know how to tell a joke!!!!

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by Beetlescott

Shannon; You have such a way with words! You DO know how to tell a joke!!!!

I'm pretty sure he didn't write the joke.

[Beetlescott]

Originally Posted by callisto9

I'm pretty sure he didn't write the joke.

I'm sure he didn't, but he sure does Tell it well!!!!

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

We should REALLY keep this in Hot Topics. I don't like John McCain, but as I've said before - his best quality is that he's not Barack Obama. If Barack Obama wins, it won't be because he's a great candidate it will be because George Bush is such a terrible President. Likewise, if John McCain wins, it won't be because he's a great candidate, its because he will have beaten the even BIGGER LOSER!

Agreed!

Please keep policital discussions to HOt Topics.

Else I'll have to move this thread.