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Old 11-11-2008, 01:35 AM
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.
'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check.
Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gow n, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other.


Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxyg en mask , smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......



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Old 11-11-2008, 02:53 AM
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Guess he's not covered by an HMO?
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Oops
What we have here is a failure to communicate
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Old 11-12-2008, 12:24 AM
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Guess he's not covered by an HMO?
Oh, but he IS!
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