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Old 11-17-2008, 09:31 PM
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There was this man that went out on his boat with his dog and his pig. A storm came up and the boat capsized on a deserted Island, he was there for a couple of years, he started to get horny, the pig started to look really good to him, every time he went near the pig, the dog groweled and tried to bite him.
One morning he woke up to a beautiful woman that had also capsized, she asked him how long he had been there, and he told her. She asked him if there was anything she could do for him, since he hadn't been with a woman in a long time. and he replied " yea you can hold that dog while I get that pig"
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Old 11-28-2008, 04:39 PM
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:04 AM
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