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Old 12-02-2008, 11:20 AM
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After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guiness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?" and the Guiness President replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Old 12-03-2008, 06:56 AM
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Burp! Ha! Funny!
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:13 AM
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Love that one!
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Old 12-04-2008, 02:00 AM
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Buuuuuurrrrrnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
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