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Old 12-08-2008, 04:30 PM
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Two guys, one old timer and one young , are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,

and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no b ra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that.
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:19 PM
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LOL ... nice. :P
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Two guys, one old timer and one young , are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,

and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no b ra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that.


Awesome mang- got me a good laugh off of that one.

BTW, which Lowe's was that?
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:47 AM
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:14 AM
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Two guys, one old timer and one young , are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she's 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,

and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no b ra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... . 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that.

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Old 12-09-2008, 12:58 PM
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