The Nurse

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Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In
over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse
had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have
been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling
then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes
later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so
sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it
won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the
problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

Things went downhill from there.

[dnyed]

Poor guy.