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Old 01-28-2010, 09:17 AM
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A group of 40 year old buddies meet and discuss where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Chalet Shaffer restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Chalet Shaffer because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Chalet Shaffer because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Chalet Shaffer because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Chalet Shaffer because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.
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