Top ten signs the guy in the cubicle next to you is Michael Jackson

pdoel · #1 (**permalink**) 01-19-2006, 08:55 PM

From Letterman . . .

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Top Ten Signs The Guy In The Cubicle Next To You Is Michael Jackson

10. Fax machine always clogged with subpoenas

9. There's a llama tethered to the water cooler

8. Only cubicle that has a ferris wheel

7. Carpet is covered with sequins and monkey hair

6. Asks if office has a third option besides "Men's Room" and "Ladies' Room"

5. Borrows your Wite-Out to touch up his face

4. Recycling bin is filled with surgical masks

3. They canceled "Bring Your Child to Work Day"

2. He answers his phone with a high-pitched "hee hee"

1. Everyone around the office is asking who the new white chick is

squeebug · #2 (**permalink**) 01-19-2006, 08:57 PM

OMG Pete that's great!!!

AmyJane · #3 (**permalink**) 01-19-2006, 09:19 PM

Beetlescott · #4 (**permalink**) 01-20-2006, 09:55 AM

Too Funny Pete!

captbp · #5 (**permalink**) 01-31-2006, 03:34 AM

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