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Old 01-21-2006, 12:48 AM
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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A blind man goes into a department store and starts swinging his dog in circles. A clerk comes running over.

"May I help you?" asks the clerk.

"No thanks," replies the man. "Just looking around."
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A blind man goes into a department store and starts swinging his dog in circles. A clerk comes running over.

"May I help you?" asks the clerk.

"No thanks," replies the man. "Just looking around."
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