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Old 02-01-2006, 06:28 PM
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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:10 PM
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:34 PM
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:30 PM
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Old 02-02-2006, 04:19 AM
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Old 02-02-2006, 04:33 AM
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Sounds like an opportunity!!



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