Rude Bus Driver

[PhoenixRising]

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey "

[squeebug]

[Lnzbug]

[Oyveychris]

I love that one!

[AmyJane]

Thats too funny. When I was little my dad used to tease me. He would say "When you were a baby and I would take you for walks in your carriage people would stop me and ask me if I wanted a banana for my monkey"

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Thats too funny. When I was little my dad used to tease me. He would say "When you were a baby and I would take you for walks in your carriage people would stop me and ask me if I wanted a banana for my monkey"

That's great...I wonder if Alan has seen this...