Road Rage

[Oyveychris]

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
>> boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
>> have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The
>> tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
>> frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
>> dropping her cell phone and hung up. As she was still in mid-rant,
>> she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very
>> serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
>> hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched,
>> finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a
>> couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
>>She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
>>waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this
>>mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
>>horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
>>him. I noticed the ' Choose Life' license plate holder, the ' What Would
>>Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the ' Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper
>>sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
>>Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car
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[PhoenixRising]

Oh, man! That one rings so true! Thanks!

[Papa Bug]

Amen