Official NB.org Inventor's Thread

[ccain529]

I invented the Question Mark!!!!! NO not really, I can't back that up....

But i do have a cool new invention!

Tactical Nuclear Traffic Killbots!
Have you ever been cut off in traffic?!...Stupid question really, we all have. With this new invention from BLAMO (A subsidiary of Funky Finger International) your traffic problems are solved! The next time someone pulls out in front of you, or you find yourself behind your Ex....heck even if Jason from accounting (who got the promotion you desreved) is in fromt of you. Just direct your attention to the touch activated liquid crystal display. Identify your target. Press "Arm" then "Lock". Now for the final step! Press "Fire"!
Now set back and enjoy the view as a miniature version of your NB deploys from under your car and hunts down it's target!

While using the "Welding Goggles" included in your kit, bask in the warm glow as your foe's atoms are scattered.
WARNING: Tactical Nuclear Traffic Killbots may not be legal in all fifty states. Use of this product without proper protective measures can result in the following side effects:
seizures, yellowing of the skin or eyes, hallucinations or severe confusion, changes in vision, drowsiness or dizziness,
increased salivation (watering of the mouth),poor coordination, death, anal seepage, nervousness, depression, constipation, growth of additional limbs or appendages, a third eye, sprouting of tenticles, a rip in the fabric of time. All were similar with sugar pill.

[GINA]

Ok, i had a "million dollar idea" a few years ago. I wanted to invent a soda called (brace yourselves) "Nurse Salt". Yep. Nurse Salt would be the companion soda to Dr. Pepper. Together, we can rule the world!

My most frequently asked question is "Will it taste like salt?" My response: Does Dr. Pepper taste like pepper? ... Didn't think so. Am I a genius or what

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by ccain529

I invented the Question Mark!!!!! NO not really, I can't back that up....

But i do have a cool new invention!

Tactical Nuclear Traffic Killbots!
Have you ever been cut off in traffic?!...Stupid question really, we all have. With this new invention from BLAMO (A subsidiary of Funky Finger International) your traffic problems are solved! The next time someone pulls out in front of you, or you find yourself behind your Ex....heck even if Jason from accounting (who got the promotion you desreved) is in fromt of you. Just direct your attention to the touch activated liquid crystal display. Identify your target. Press "Arm" then "Lock". Now for the final step! Press "Fire"!
Now set back and enjoy the view as a miniature version of your NB deploys from under your car and hunts down it's target!

While using the "Welding Goggles" included in your kit, bask in the warm glow as your foe's atoms are scattered.
WARNING: Tactical Nuclear Traffic Killbots may not be legal in all fifty states. Use of this product without proper protective measures can result in the following side effects:
seizures, yellowing of the skin or eyes, hallucinations or severe confusion, changes in vision, drowsiness or dizziness,
increased salivation (watering of the mouth),poor coordination, death, anal seepage, nervousness, depression, constipation, growth of additional limbs or appendages, a third eye, sprouting of tenticles, a rip in the fabric of time. All were similar with sugar pill.

I have a question and hopefully you wont mind if I put your question mark at the end of it. Does your target have to be in a car? Can you target someone who is maybe walking in front of your NB or on the sidewalk? This would be quite useful so me if there is a heat seeking feature on it. I would like to be able to park my NB outside, say a certain apartment, and try this out. I would of course make sure any innocent beings were out 1st.

[FineExampl]

I have a new invention. This one i actually have it and use it frequently.

Self Electro-Shock Therapy!!!

Bloody brilliant this one.

Ya know those long tipped lighters you use for grills? Well, they are electrical for the ignitor, right? Here's what i do. WHen the fuel is gone from them you take them apart. Inside the long metal tip is a plastic insulating core that clamshells open to reveal wires connected to a small spring at the tip and a small battery or two at the base and a button to make the electrical connection. I take the button portion and fit it in the one end of the tube and tape it off for security. Leave the spring at the tip, this is the most important bit.

Now yer ready. Hold the tip above your skin. about half an inch or closer and click the button. A tiny spark will emit from the tip and strike your body.It stings the first time and each additional is worse as your eclectrucuting yourself. I think it's a good idea to electrocute any acne. That's good for em right? I got this random whitehead near my elbow that i found today. Upon taking care of it i decided to hit it with some shocks. I took like 10 before it hurt too much.

Need trick is to take a cup of water and place yer finger on one side and the zapper above the water on the other side. You still get shocked.

It's really funny to zap pressure points in your hand to watch it convulse. Hilarious!

It's also fun for harmless pranks. Zap your chicks but going up the stairs. Zap children and small animals. KIDDING!

The zaps don't hurt unless you do like a hundred in the same spot. Might make a good torture device. Harmless too.

Yeah, i'm not normal. I'm very unique. I have been playing with electricity since i was a kid. Amazing i know nothing of how to build electrical devices.

[RagtopRon]

What do you get when you cross Golf with a NB?
Check it out....I really did invent this! More pics at drivelikeapro.com

[CrazyJames]

Originally Posted by RagtopRon

What do you get when you cross Golf with a NB?
Check it out....I really did invent this! More pics at drivelikeapro.com

Damn that would come in handy..

NOw I have to take out my son's car seat and lay the backseat down to fit in my clubs..

Or if I throw my drivers into the backseat I can barely fit the rest in..