What's Not-So-Great About You?

[SMG]

Like the other thread, 7 things that aren't grean about you.

1. I have a temper, sometimes resulting in broken things (like retarded printers that wouldn't work!)
2. I have a weight problem, and it's always a battle to stay slim.
3. I'm kind of shy, it's always hard to meet new people.
4. I work all night, sometimes till 4 or 5am
5. I drive too fast, and I'm hoping to break 150HP this Spring, so it'll be worse then.
6. I fart too much, anything and everything will give me gas.
7. I read way too many forums, takes a ton of time away from work / life in general

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[AmyJane]

I've shared too much of whats not so great about me on here already.

[Dave]

Jeez SMG, can I just say ditto!

Well almost -

1. My temper gets me in trouble quite often - working on that one.
2. I also have a weight problem - had it all my life.
3. Don't care for crowds at all, will do most anything to avoid them.
4. Gas? Who me??
5. Also rather shy, but getting better. More from a lack of self confidence than anything else.
6. I'm a bit of a slob in the personal apperance department, but I try and keep my house and car clean and neat.
7. Spend way to much time in front of the computer, or on the couch. Working on that one also.

-dave

[73ladybug]

1. Temper
2. Weight problem
3. Lazy
4. Major OCD issues
5. Singing ability (or lack thereof)
6. Too emotional
7. I'm shy, so I come across as a serious snob.

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

I've shared too much of whats not so great about me on here already.

ditto. but wow, i have a lot in common with you guys (weight, farts, temper). i am trying to stay positive here!

poot!

[TechnoTrix'd]

You only want 7?? I am not sure I can narrow it down to that...

[Smileybug]

Lets see...

1.Anger problem
2.Overly emotional
3.I'm a worrier (major "What if...?" kinda person)
4.Very low self-esteem, self-confidence, etc
5.Introverted but I'm getting better
6.I procrastinate like anything
7.I'm a negative, pessimistic person

I'm working on numbers 1-4 and 7 very shortly though...I can't stand being the way I am sometimes and I'm long overdue to change all that stuff

[Bugmonkey]

I ashamed of what a jerk I am.

1. Nasty temper
2. Hold a grudge forever
3. OCD
4. "in God we trust" Not, I can't trust anyone
5. Call it like I see it without regard to who it hurts.
6. Arrogant
7. Got a rep at work; I take good care of my direct reports, but once you make my dookie list you might as well leave because it will be unbearable.

In general, I have to wear a tie to keep the foreskin from sliding up over my face.

[beej]

About fell off the bed laughing at that one
1. Horrid temper towards kids/boss/any one or thing I have to talk really really slowly to.
2. Procrastinator.
3. Constantly losing wallets, keys, and cell phones.
4. I share my work jeep with a pair of stuffed groundhogs that get dressed in costumes at holidays.
5 Fashion clueless
6. Massive weight gain since 98
7. Rosacea thats not wholly under control, I look like a bad sunburn all the time.

[Fowvay]

• I can get a bit um... whacky if I miss my meds
  
  
• I like the smell of my own farts
  
  
• I am anal retentive
  
  
• I like to talk about poop
  
  
• I enjoy picking my nose
  
  
• I am currently unemployed
  
  
• I like making lists
  
  
• apparantly I can't count because this is more than seven

[The Cheat]

-I'm a bit of a heavy drinker at times
-I'm a complete jerkoff if you get on my bad side
-I have a nasty temper
-I have a criminal mind
-I'm a recovering drug user as well
-I used to self-medicate...a lot
-I love Hondas

[slugo]

I have a very short temper
I'm 10 times harder on my youngest than the other two
I had an issue with streching the truth (mostly taken care of now)
I have type two diabetes also
I have a Prosthetic knee that is causing me problems, and have not told my wife yet
I horde money
I suck at spelling

[Pulgamovil]

I read too much at night (and my wife complains ! Dont ask why )
I spend too much.
I am a sucker at helping people who dont deserve it.
I drive way too fast, and love cars too much.
I am the WORST ever Flight companion on this planet..DONT ASK!
I waste too much tooth paste, soap, shampoo and of course Water !
If I cook I can make the biggest mess ever in the kitchen.
I eat too much Chocolates.
I turn all the lights on, sometimes even in daylight!!!
Sometimes people hate me because I tell em things straight on and I am right and everyone hates the "I TOLD YOU" personality (even if I never say "I told you so"
I dont have bad temper but when angry I am worse than the classic bad temper guy, I get into Ironic mode, and its even worse ....

BTW arent we all crazy about NBs?

[Toad]

1. I'm overwieght, but not too badly, and i find that skinny people are ugly.
2. I have really bad oral hygene, you just dont want to know more than that.
3. I have no problem leaving my room in a stye, but i'm anal about keepin my car clean.
4. I spend Too Much money on the car. I never really had htis problem before the bug, except in the audo dept, but I find that i buy wayy too many little toys for my car, and the price of the little toys add up to alot.
5. I have a bad driving record, the state almost took my license away if i didn't go back to driving school. My insurance bill is gy-normous (gawd, for what i'm payin for insurance on a bug, I wonder what the hell i'd have to pay if i had a v12 benz).
6. I'm wayy too shy, I find myself keeping my emotions in if i dont know you that well.
7. I have a poster hanging up on my wall of a Honda Accord. But don't fret, it's only cuz it's an Audiobahn poster, and it's surrounded by VW's.

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by Bugmonkey

In general, I have to wear a tie to keep the foreskin from sliding up over my face.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Fowvay

• I like to talk about poop

There is not a darn thing wrong with that!!!

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

There is not a darn thing wrong with that!!!

agreed. i find it to be a virtue. heh.

[FineExampl]

Some things that aren't GREAN about me:

I have a problem getting my point across quickly and clearly by speaking it. However i can write like a mofo.

I can't seem to find one girl who will accept my faults and immaturities.

I get frustrated pretty easily.

The F word is my verbal crutch.

Nobody ever gets my jokes, but will laugh at me when i'm serious and then i get really mad at them they do that. Nobody can ever figure out why i'm mad.

I have random bouts of deep depression followed by random bouts of overly cheerfulness.

I like looking at females way too much and it makes me question whether or not i'm normal. I've nearly crashed cars just to look at a girl.

I'm a mess today. No smiles today.

[digitalputty]

7 wrongs about me ...

1. I cant stand myself
2. I cant look in the mirror without hating myself
3. I am a very bad PROCRASTINATOR ... more on that later
4. I am a mean driver
5. I cant stand up for myself
6. I am very opinionated but, cant get my point across
7. I spend money like it is water (and I dont even have money)
... I could go one forever ...

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

I like looking at females way too much and it makes me question whether or not i'm normal. I've nearly crashed cars just to look at a girl.

I have two Boris Vallejo books of photography. One is called "Hindsight" and all it has in it is butts - mostly female. The other is called "Bodies: Boris Vallejo : His Photographic Art". Some people think that since I have these books (which mostly contain naked women), and collect female McFarlane figures, that I am playing for the other team. Which is not true. 0_o ... (not sure what my point is here) ... 0_o