What would you call this person????

Fowvay · #1 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 11:42 AM

Has 2 cats
Has 2 Geckos
Has 1 Newt
Has 3 children
Married 3 times
Cheated on her first husband with his brother and got pregnant with her first child.
Married her first husband's brother and had a second child.
Cheated on her second husband with a 42 year old drug addicted country singer wannabe.
Got pregnant with her Third child with said wannabe.
She married a Loud, Angry, WWE lovin, beer drinking, wife beater wearing, hairy, pick-up driving man.
Lives on welfare
is currently divorced
has a live in unemployed boyfreind
has a car bought by her mom
lives in an apartment paid for by her mom
smokes 3 packs of Winstons a day
Doesn't like those gay people
Feels superior to everyone and makes that obvious thru her jokes.
Is forcing her daughter to become a model in hope that she will provide the family with enough money to live on.

So what would you call this person????

AmyJane · #2 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 11:44 AM

a busy redneck?

monogodo · #3 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 11:46 AM

mrbeetlebrain · #4 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 11:56 AM

over achiever?

or is it somebody famous, umm like Cher or Sharon Osbourne?

or Bill O'Riley's mother (maybe that's why he's so angry).

angelworks · #5 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fowvay

Has 2 cats
Has 2 Geckos
Has 1 Newt
Has 3 children
Married 3 times
Cheated on her first husband with his brother and got pregnant with her first child.
Married her first husband's brother and had a second child.
Cheated on her second husband with a 42 year old drug addicted country singer wannabe.
Got pregnant with her Third child with said wannabe.
She married a Loud, Angry, WWE lovin, beer drinking, wife beater wearing, hairy, pick-up driving man.
Lives on welfare
is currently divorced
has a live in unemployed boyfreind
has a car bought by her mom
lives in an apartment paid for by her mom
smokes 3 packs of Winstons a day
Doesn't like those gay people
Feels superior to everyone and makes that obvious thru her jokes.
Is forcing her daughter to become a model in hope that she will provide the family with enough money to live on.

So what would you call this person????

YOU SAID YOU COULD KEEP A SECRET!

angelworks · #6 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:28 PM

Tanya Tucker?

angelworks · #7 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:28 PM

Tonya Harding

FineExampl · #8 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:29 PM

You haven't mentioned if she's single or not. I'm available now you know.

AmyJane · #9 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FineExampl

You haven't mentioned if she's single or not. I'm available now you know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fowvay

has a live in unemployed boyfriend

Shes taken buddy!

FineExampl · #10 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Shes taken buddy!

I'm blind.

So she's unmarried right??

AmyJane · #11 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FineExampl

I'm blind.

So she's unmarried right??

Well I guess that's what divorced means!
Sorry..I'm an a crappy, sarcastic mood today. I didnt get much sleep last night.

FineExampl · #12 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Well I guess that's what divorced means!
Sorry..I'm an a crappy, sarcastic mood today. I didnt get much sleep last night.

touchy touchy miss thing...

I'm one of your supporters and you mock me? For shame.

AmyJane · #13 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FineExampl

touchy touchy miss thing...

I'm one of your supporters and you mock me? For shame.

I only mock the ones I like!

AmyJane · #14 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FineExampl

touchy touchy miss thing...

I'm one of your supporters and you mock me? For shame.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! If you're one of my supporters how come I've only gotten rep from you once since this new site started? You get rep from me all the time!! Supporter my behind!!!

FineExampl · #15 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! If you're one of my supporters how come I've only gotten rep from you once since this new site started? You get rep from me all the time!! Supporter my behind!!!

That's because every time i try to give you rep it says i can't that i have to spread it around or something. I've tried to give you rep like a gazillion times.

SHeesh....like i wouldn't do that for you. I just gotta remember to rep more people.

FineExampl · #16 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 01:24 PM

Okay i gave like 10 people rep just to gove you some more.

AmyJane · #17 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Okay i gave like 10 people rep just to gove you some more.

WOO HOO!!!
Tanks mista!

callisto9 · #18 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 01:53 PM

ok, who is it?!?! i want to know!

AmyJane · #19 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 01:57 PM

Yeah! I wanna know too! Tom!! Where you at?!

dnyed · #20 (**permalink**) 10-28-2005, 02:56 PM

What I want to know, is how does he know my sister?

*edit: It can't be my sister. She can't get welfare, since she was convicted of welfare fraud. Phew!

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