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Old 08-11-2007, 05:06 PM
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Default Some possible mergers...

Fair warning: The following has a huge potential groan factor.

Investment tips for any of you with money left over, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM Good.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang

You're welcomed to offer additional merger tips
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Old 08-11-2007, 05:22 PM
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Thanks for the "heads up".....


I'll be pulling all of my stock out of each company. (except maybe Victorias Secret. )
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Old 08-11-2007, 05:35 PM
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Good stuff! Thanks!
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Old 08-11-2007, 05:41 PM
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Old 08-12-2007, 05:27 AM
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when are titty titty bang bang holsters coming out?
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Old 08-12-2007, 06:07 AM
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I hear that FedUp was to avoid a nasty settlement from this.
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Old 08-12-2007, 07:03 PM
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That ups/fed-ex pic is hilarious!

What's their quote? "always on time" Not that day I guess!
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Old 08-13-2007, 02:43 AM
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