My vacation

[FineExampl]

So I am taking a few vacation days in celebration of getting old and for getting rid of the walking horse's rear quarters i used to call my girlfriend. Here is the message i sent to my coworkers to inform them of my upcoming absence.

"Hi everyone. It is with the deepest and saddest regret that i must inform each of you that i will be on holiday on Monday and Tuesday as i am taking a bit of a sabbatical. It is also with further regret that i must admit i am planning to sleep late and maybe get in a round or two of golf. I will also sadly be smoking cigars and regretfully drinking beer. It will be a sad long weekend for Mr. John. I will, however, return in prime condition on Wednesday.

Take care each and every one of you. I trust you will be well in my absence. Do not weep for me. I will be weeping enough for the entire world i fear.

Yours, most sincerely,

John"

Here are a few responses:

Rebekah: And this is the definition of insanity!

Star: I hope that you rot while away…you miserable person you

Dana:What is the point of even coming on wednesday....you a tart and I don't care I hope you catch a case of the I can't sleep and the runsssssssss... how about that for your long vacation...I can't believe you are leaving me here with that damn greyhound. I may not make it, or let me change that, she may not make it.....Dana

I'm sure i will get more. This is fun.

fyi: my boss is the grayhound (she looks like a grayhound with female chest features)

[AmyJane]

Well since you wont be at work that probably also means you wont be on here so...Thanks alot! Who am I going to make fun of while you're gone! You stink!

[FineExampl]

I promise you it will be torture for me to swing that golf club.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

I promise you it will be torture for me to swing that golf club.

[WNAB911]

Hit em long, Hit em straight!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by WNAB911

Hit em long, Hit em straight!

I wish! I so suck at the golfin. I just go to the driving range, but i may dress nicely and go to the fancy place with the 2nd floor stalls. I have a bit of a hook to my swing and the balls tend to take off to the right when i really nail em. I think it may be the crummy clubs, but i have a feeling mom got me a set for my birthday. I only wanted a nice driver. I don't know anything about golf. I just like smashing stuff with clubs and bats and junk.

Should be good. I'll bring some espresso with me too i think.

Oh it will be so painful to have this time to myself.

[JrsyGrl]

There was a good question in those responses, though. Why not take off Wednesday too? Do you have off Friday? You could have the whole week off!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by JrsyGrl

There was a good question in those responses, though. Why not take off Wednesday too? Do you have off Friday? You could have the whole week off!

Well my goal is to use as little vacation time as possible. I may meet a lovely young lady soon and would like to take her to lunch and i could use it more wisely for that. As it is i will have 4 days in a row with nothing to do, that's more than enough for me. I get cabin fever after much more. Add a lovely young lady and that changes however.

[FineExampl]

..and from my gorgeous sista Talonda: "You silly as hell..."