The Thread About Nothing aka The Seinfeldesque Thread

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

HOLY CARP does this sound familiar!! Next he'll start pointing out your flaws to make up for the one's in himself he's trying to cover up. That's what my witch did to me. Amy, how is it that you are experiencing exactly what i did?? It can't be mere coincidence. This HAS to be a common pattern for disaster bound relationships.

Little advice to all couples....never have two names on a lease unless you're married.


Okay, i better stop before this goes to Hot-Haa.

Don't pay his crap Amy. I paid hers and look where it got me.

We had no choice but to put both names on the lease. I didnt want to. It would have been bad if we put one name on the lease and they found out more than one person was living there. I am realizing that I am about to learn a pretty expensive lesson. My heart palpitations are coming back!
How is it that I've gone through so much junk in my life and remain of the most naive and trusting people there are? I need to be shot.

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

We had no choice but to put both names on the lease. I didnt want to. It would have been bad if we put one name on the lease and they found out more than one person was living there. I am realizing that I am about to learn a pretty expensive lesson. My heart palpitations are coming back!
How is that I've gone through so much junk in my life and remain of the most naive and trusting people there are? I need to be shot.

no, you don't need to be shot. you'll learn from this. and you'll live through it. i know it seems impossibly difficult right now, but you have friends (and me!) and don't be afraid to ask for help from those who care about you. just don't ask for $$$ 'cause i don't have any.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by callisto9

no, you don't need to be shot. you'll learn from this. and you'll live through it. i know it seems impossibly difficult right now, but you have friends (and me!) and don't be afraid to ask for help from those who care about you. just don't ask for $$$ 'cause i don't have any.

LOL Thanks Erin. Don't worry. I hate asking anyone for money...it's not my bag baby!
I know I'll live through it..it's just that it's been going on for so long and I feel like I can't hack it much longer.
John, you're lucky. Your crap started way after mine did and was over way before mine was...obviously its not yet over. I envy you.

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

LOL Thanks Erin. Don't worry. I hate asking anyone for money...it's not my bag baby!
I know I'll live through it..it's just that it's been going on for so long and I feel like I can't hack it much longer.
John, you're lucky. Your crap started way after mine did and was over way before mine was...obviously its not yet over. I envy you.

Dont envy me so fast. Remember i had to lose alot to gain anything. My stuff's not over, it's just on hiatus while i get it together.

On that note, if you just need a place to crash, you can borrow my bed for a night or two. I can take the floor or couch for a night or two. Just don't rob me and we'll be cool. And i like my eggs fried with the yolk broken.

[AmyJane]

I'd like to share this beautiful poem with you all. It brought a tear to my eye. Get the tissues ready!

Farting with style takes practice,
Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.

Those silent but violent are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.

Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
Because one day you just might follow through !!!!

Oh..that one gets me every time!!

[FineExampl]

it warms the cockles. will that word be censored? lol i can never tell.

[FineExampl]

Know what i just realized? I went "shopping" in a mall yesterday. I freakin hate the mall. Sharper Image is carp. No rikey them.

I'm a sexy beast.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Know what i just realized? I went "shopping" in a mall yesterday. I freakin hate the mall. Sharper Image is carp. No rikey them.

I'm a sexy beast.

You went to the mall?? The mall is da devil!
I told ya how I had the panick attack in JcPenney right? OOh no good no goooood! I dont ever wanna go there again unless I'm sure it will be dead. So in order for me to do that I would have to go on a weekday during the school year around noon.
I hate the mall. The outlets are better anyway...but sometimes they're just as bad....

[AmyJane]

The lead in the clerical unit on the other side of my cubicle wont shut up! Her voice is like nails on a chalk board. She has a really bad speech impediment and thinks shes God's gift to the world yet she doesnt know poop from Shinola! She keeps saying to people over there "Have some bread pudding. Did you try the bread pudding? Take some bread pudding. I cant believe she didnt take any bread pudding. It's good bread pudding. Who made the bread pudding? I've never had bread pudding that was as good as this bread pudding. Look at the bread pudding. Isnt it nice bread pudding? The bread pudding is over there...try the bread pudding"
I'm gonna shove the bread pudding up her........
Whew...ok all better.

[FineExampl]

i NEVER go to malls. My little door dings on the pass side happened at malls. you barely notice the dings, but i notice them.

I don't even care much for outlets. they never have my size in anything. i buy most of my clothes from the old navy. sizes are consistent, style is plain and unflashy, affordable, easily replaced, etc. If i could afford to i'd go to the fancier clothing stores, but i just don't feel at ease there. I went to buy a suit jacket once and it was a nightmare. I hate the way those people look at ya. Especially, god forbid, if you happen to have on a tshirt and jeans.

I am eating dry taters. I must heat them. Then they would be tasty and the oil in them would melt.

Next door to my office is a Commerce Bank building. It's not a branch, it's something else. There's a girl who drives a black Civic with a sunroof wind deflector. I would like to meet her. Maybe talk to her. Problem is, how do you say "i see you come and go from work every day and sometimes i'll even watch for you cuz you look nice" without sounding like a total creep?

[FineExampl]

Well?? Did you try the bread pudding? How was the bread pudding? What is your honest opinion of the bred pudding? Did anyone else try the bread pudding? How did they like the bread pudding??

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Well?? Did you try the bread pudding? How was the bread pudding? What is your honest opinion of the bred pudding? Did anyone else try the bread pudding? How did they like the bread pudding??

I wasnt offered any bread pudding. Bread pudding is gross. Bread pudding makes me want to :hurl I dont like the texture of bread pudding. Bread pudding smells funny. No bread pudding for Amy!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Yet you do. At great length.

I wanna see some VWs though.

Amanda, you can't honestly say those cars look good, can you? They are downright hideous.

You lookin for a beat down mista?

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

You lookin for a beat down mista?

Your verbal bullets are nothing against my armor of self confidence.

:h a:

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Your verbal bullets are nothing against my armor of self confidence.

:h a:

Who said anything about verbal bullets?

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Who said anything about verbal bullets?

Don't make me take out my gat yo. I'll pop a cap in yo az.

Me rikey poppin caps.

I'm still hungry. Had a bit of fish and now some taters from supper the other night. THis isn't good.

Ron & Fez are saying that their producer Black Earl should like Oreos because of the whole 2 black male and a white female fantasy thing. These guys are silly.

Oh by the way, Black Earl is named that not because he is black. He's called that because he will only wear black clothing.Earl's nice. I remember when i hung around him at a sticker stop years ago. Gave some of us free pizza.

[AmyJane]

Seems like the org is a bit quiet. I'm just gonna hang out in here and take a little nappy.

[shellbug]

Booooooooooooooo!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by shellbug

Booooooooooooooo!

You scared the poop outta me!


No rest for the wicked I guess.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Things have gotten worse since I told him I didnt want to marry him in the summer. Must be he's doing it to spite me. He needs to get out.

Ya think?
Sounds like that to me. I hope you can get rid of him.