I park like a idiot

[thunder bug]

How many times have you wish you had this.Don't mind the disclaimer.The third picture to the right is a NBC bummer. http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/

[jdesigns]

The one with the plane hanging from the wires was in Seattle.

[Lnzbug]

I like the one on the bridge

[bluebeetlebabe]

I like the Beetle one!

[mentalVdub]

i just want to reach over and slap the new beetle owner... freakin idiot.

i like how all the mercedes benzes are parked correctly... those cars aren't worth parking like crap and getting screwed up.

[nagal]

hmmm I have a feeling Natasha would get tagged with those a lot..

[mentalVdub]

Originally Posted by nagal

hmmm I have a feeling Natasha would get tagged with those a lot..

oooo... shame on you!!!

[nagal]

Originally Posted by mentalVdub

oooo... shame on you!!!

Bah... parking correctly is so being a cog in the system

[mentalVdub]

Originally Posted by nagal

Bah... parking correctly is so being a cog in the system

only true for parking lots.

i double park in parking lots all the time.

glad i haven't gotten a ticket for it yet.

[Herbie3Rivers]

I double park across to spots like that all the time when Elwood's clean. That's how you keep a nice car, aside from parking out in the back 40.

[VW2.0Driver]

You know I think you are more likely to have your car busted up if you don't park correctly than if you do park correctly.

Why...

Because someone like me, who thinks people who don't park correctly are F'ning idiots and need to go through driver's training again would likely

Leave a nasty note...which I LOVE to do

Or Worse

Someone might jack your car up.

Just to make it clear I've never done the latter. But i've left some nasty notes on cars where someone prevented me from getting into my car.

About 2 months ago I had Silvervw3 put the car in neutral at a Bed Bath and Beyond, and I pushed my car out because this F'er parked so close I could NEVER open the door enough to get in.

If anyone wants to get learned on parking, give me a call.

I'm the master backer in'er and the master parallel parker. Pulling in is a cinch.

[thunder bug]

Yeah back a couple of years ago I pulled in a parking lot to find a brand new mustang still with the dealer tags taking two spot,so that no one would hurt the car .Well anyway I had to squeezes My big one ton crew cab in a narrow spot right next to him or her and don't mind you that was the only spot left .So I left a note saying they where the Lucky's f..ker in the world, cuz my wife was with me another wise Id would had pin stripe it for them no charge!!!!!!! So yeah been there. The only thing better is to own a beater and block them in.

[Crazy_MoFo]

Years ago a buddy of mine gave me a couple of paper stickers(you know the cheap ones that you have to scrape off because they don't peel off easily) I used to stick these on peoples windows who parked too damn close to my car. Here's a pic of what it looked like(had to EDIT the profane stuff out)

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Crazy_MoFo

Years ago a buddy of mine gave me a couple of paper stickers(you know the cheap ones that you have to scrape off because they don't peel off easily) I used to stick these on peoples windows who parked too damn close to my car. Here's a pic of what it looked like(had to EDIT the profane stuff out)

That's funny. As you were posting that picture, I PM'd it to VW2.0Driver.

[Toad]

that's pretty funny, but the pics need to be bigger, sorta like beaterz.com

[neko]

he he I like it (we are parking nazis in the family).
Remids me of the "I'm Changing the Climate. Ask Me How." bumper stickers story ( http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=971376 ).

[mezonesxbox]

Originally Posted by Crazy_MoFo

Years ago a buddy of mine gave me a couple of paper stickers(you know the cheap ones that you have to scrape off because they don't peel off easily) I used to stick these on peoples windows who parked too damn close to my car. Here's a pic of what it looked like(had to EDIT the profane stuff out)

I love that sticker! Where can i buy some?

[Papa Bug]

Originally Posted by Crazy_MoFo

Years ago a buddy of mine gave me a couple of paper stickers(you know the cheap ones that you have to scrape off because they don't peel off easily) I used to stick these on peoples windows who parked too damn close to my car. Here's a pic of what it looked like(had to EDIT the profane stuff out)

I had that one about 20 years ago. I think I might still have one left some where? I use to leave those all the time. Until I got my mini truck & had it all fixed up.Then I would park out further & take 2 spaces. I would then leave one of those on my truck. People would see it , think someone else had put it there and left my truck alone.
I've had a few friends that would park correctly & still get dings from people who parked next to them. Some people just don't care, which is unfortunte for us that do.