Toad's Daily Fortune Cookie Saying

[Toad]

I thought this would be a kind of fun thread to start. I don't know if it's a good idea or not but here's what i was thinking of doing:

1. Me saying something daily to help people with their lives either thoughtful, helpful, or just plain silly. Most of the time though, It will be obscenely obvious.
2. I will try to make sure it's something totally original. If it something you've heard elsewhere, well then who am I to say I came up with it myself. And well, is anything original anymore?
3. I am not getting these off of fortune cookies.

So anyway, here we go!!



April 4, 2008.
Do not date your drug dealer. Even though it looks like fun, it's not.

[callisto9]

I like this idea.

:sits:

[gilligan]

Anything that brings you here everyday will make me happy Jose.

[Buglover]

Fortune Cookie say.....Do not smokie and workie on car.......

[Toad]

April 5, 2008
The two greatest sins in life are willful ignorance and willful ugliness.

[Toad]

April 6, 2008
You have to make yourself happy before you can make someone else happy. So go out today, and make yourself happy, no matter what it takes.

[Lnzbug]

Originally Posted by Toad

April 6, 2008
You have to make yourself happy before you can make someone else happy. So go out today, and make yourself happy, no matter what it takes.

Are we suposed to comment here on the daily fortune cookie tidbit? If so, I totally agree with this one thanks Jose

[wawalker]

Originally Posted by Toad

April 6, 2008
...So go out today, and make yourself happy, no matter what it takes.

Even if it means going against Toad's Fortune Cookie Saying from April 4th?

[Toad]

Originally Posted by wawalker

Even if it means going against Toad's Fortune Cookie Saying from April 4th?

I don't think you'd have that kind of trouble doing that in Wooser. Unless you date your pharmacist.

[Toad]

Originally Posted by Lnzbug

Are we suposed to comment here on the daily fortune cookie tidbit? If so, I totally agree with this one thanks Jose

Sorry I didn't reaply earlier ln, I didn't remember to reply after replying to bill. But yes, people can leave comments, praise, satire, hate mail, whatever they want, it's an open thread, and i'm not in control of anything. I didn't even follow my own advice for yesterday And now onward

April 7, 2008
It's Monday. Which usually means a new homestar runner toon, a new cute with chris video blog, and the loading ready run update. Yup, mondays are usually heaven for me online. I'm not being paid by any of them, but I'm just a huge fan of all 3. I couldnt really think of anything else, sorry, this was actually the second one I thought of, the first one I thought of was something about a bear at a zoo and wasnt really that funny anyway.

[Toad]

April 8, 2008
Tacos taste good, but don't forget if you have plants inside the house, don't forget to water them regularly. If you don't have plants living in your house, don't forget to clean the mold living in your refrigerator every once and awhile.

[Toad]

April 9, 2008
What would happen if you invited the hamburgler to your bbq, but then only served hot dogs? Personally, I think he'd bitch and complain about how bad the bbq was, then go to McDonalds and then the rest of the people at the bbq will ask you why the hell you invited him anyway. But then you tear off your mask and you're actually the Count from Sesame Street! Count with me! Ha ha ha!

[dnyed]

Looking forward to tomorrows!

[PhoenixRising]

Twisted, and yet fun at the same time. Sort of like 'Deep Thoughts'.

[Toad]

April 10, 2008
Playing music while doing anything makes things go by smoother. But then again, I always have music playing.

[FineExampl]

hmm...today's wasn't so weird.

[Toad]

I know, i rememberd that i forgot to do one, but i was in the middle of research, so i did a quickie.

[Toad]

April 11, 2008
So Arizona beverage company makes a drink called "Arnold Palmer Half & Half" which is half iced tea and half lemonade. I must say it's very good, if you're a lemon iced tea sorta person, this is bliss. But theres a problem somewhere, they refer to it as "Lite" with 1/3 less calories, but they never specify anywhere what the 1/3 less calories is compared to. 1/3 less caopries than regular iced tea or regular lemonade? Seriously, this is leaving my baffled. Maybe I should have named this my daily observation thread, but i digress, drugs are bad m'kay. I'm super serial about that.

[Toad]

April 12, 2008
I know i've mentioned it a few times about the thought of how awesome it would be if i had a prehensile tail. I don't know why, i just think it would kick ass. It would kick as much ass as the first really nice day of spring. Nothing is as good as going outside and soaking in the spring sunshine.

[FarrisK]

May 30, 2010

I just noticed that these stopped 2 years ago. I feel ashamed. Toad, ol' buddy, post em up dood!