The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[Toad]

i'm hating my large intestine today.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by Boopster

Congratulations TJ and Steph on the new niece

Um. I think Steph is the bees knees, and all, but I think she is way better off with John. Sides. My LN would be upset about that arrangement.

In other news, I have one brother in jail, another now won't talk to me because he is jealous that I don't have kids, so I can spend my money on things like Mustangs.

WTF? I have two more brothers. What will happen to them?

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by Boopster

Whats his name? Is Phoenix Rising TJ?

Yes. Yes I am.

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Yes. Yes I am.

Haha I knew that

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by HarlequinPixie

Who says money don't grow on trees?

Now... where on earth can i get one of those, full grown?!

If you get one, I want a start for my garden!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by Toad

i'm hating my large intestine today.

that's because it is supposed to be exit only you pervert.

Originally Posted by callisto9

If you get one, I want a start for my garden!

just take a small cutting and see how it does.


tonight i was a chocolatier. i cannot divulge anything further.

[FineExampl]

This video is a must-see. It is NOT 1guy1cup, i assure you. It's not a Rick Roll. I was skeptical about it being funny, but i laughed a bunch. no nudity, profanity, and 100% safe for kids. I'm emailing it to my little brudder.
http://www.maniacworld.com/funniest-...rody-ever.html

[PhoenixRising]

^^The internets is filled with bizare things. Just is.

[skittle buggy]

I SO SO SO hate being sick. Ive got a sore throat, fever aches pains and all of that flu like crap. I got some nyquil and some RRRRRRRRRICOLAAAAAA.

I dont work tomorrow so that is good. OH and a 102.4* temp. so guess wher I'm headed.

[AppleScruff]

Originally Posted by skittle buggy

I SO SO SO hate being sick. Ive got a sore throat, fever aches pains and all of that flu like crap. I got some nyquil and some RRRRRRRRRICOLAAAAAA.

I dont work tomorrow so that is good. OH and a 102.4* temp. so guess wher I'm headed.

bed!

yeah...i am headed for there soon too. it's past my bedtime.

[FarrisK]

I am really steamed at my parents right now.

We got a 700 dollar cell phone bill. Yes. Seven with two zeroes after it. The dude at the store told them it was my fault (used 1330 kB and 560 texts), even though my dad had 600 minutes of overage because of work.

My dad's charges came to 250 some odd dollars, mine to 91... yet it's still my fault 'cause the dude at the store said so... yeah, right. Tell the complaining customer what they want to hear while the kid isn't there to defend himself.

And I can't even tell him it's his fault, because his mom is going in for surgery on her eyes, and he was beating himself up because he thought it was HIS fault about the bill, and he was going to help her with the medical bill. Now because of this cell bill, we can't help as much with the eye doctor bill.

I'm really really mad at this situation. Crap.

[PhoenixRising]

I'm a tad confused as to how it's your bill.

In other news, I wrote a really long response e-mail to a relative, and now I am sitting on it, wondering if I should send it. It's plain and simple, and to the point, but it could just stress said relative out, and I am not sure I should send it out.

Vague, no?

[digitalputty]

Dont send it. ???

That sucks about the phone bill... $700! That is outrageous! :O How do you pay for something like that?

BTW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-6ph7NWoBM&NR=1

Funny video. No not anything related to cups or anything.

[FarrisK]

Well, rather than venting and pouting, I photocopied every page of the bill, highlighted the important bits (labeled "Usage Charges") for each user on our plan, and am going to present my case to my parents tomorrow. My usage charges come out to a WHOPPING 61.31 bucks. Dad's is over 270. Should be an easy win.

(BTW, my OMG-so-huge 1336 kB of internet usage came out to a head smashingly large $13.36. I REALLY hate the AT&T store. They lied so that they wouldn't have to tell my dad he ran up the bill.)

I'm done being mad about this now. (Imagine that switch stopping in the off position )



By the OTHER way (BTOW?) : That Mandles commercial is great! I kinda hoped they were real, but the website redirects you to some video site. Lame.

[Severecaraddict]

Its 5 AM and I've been up for 19 hours. I've had 2 hours of sleep in the last 50 hours. I just took 3 Melatonin, here's to hoping they kick in FAST! I have to be up in 3 and a half hours.

[AmyJane]

I'm giving blood today so I get to leave work at 11!
Of course I'll need sleep after that or I'll get a pounding headache!

[FineExampl]

So i randomly just won a hot sauce and other goodies package from thehotpepper.com forums just for being the 7th response in a particular contest thread. How weird is that? I'll post up when i receive said hot stuff.

If i'm correct, it should be unused samples sent to the site owner for review. Pretty cool!

Steph sleeps...i wake up. I hate this morning for that. I want more sleep. I want some pancakes too.

[AmyJane]

Batter Blaster sucks. It's like eating a deflated pancake, if you're able to get it out of the pan before it freakin' burns!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Batter Blaster sucks. It's like eating a deflated pancake, if you're able to get it out of the pan before it freakin' burns!

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!!

We kinda like the BB. It's not awesome, but it's not too bad.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!!

We kinda like the BB. It's not awesome, but it's not too bad.

It tastes funny

I tried it with regular butter and fat free butter spray and no me gusta either.

The 1st pancake was good. It was all downhill from there.