The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[digitalputty]

You mean the one at DIA? If so, probably ... 50min driving ...

[Toad]

I was listening to the radio today, an i heard a nice faithful song... with a lyrics that's really odd if you take it out of it's context:

"What if Jesus comes back like that, two months early and hooked on crack"

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by Toad

I was listening to the radio today, an i heard a nice faithful song... with a lyrics that's really odd if you take it out of it's context:

"What if Jesus comes back like that, two months early and hooked on crack"

Not really sure what context would be needed to make that not sound odd ...

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by CrazyJames

Suck up.

This one would be rated F "Super Minus."

Is that better?

[pdoel]

I realized something kinda dumb today.

I keep a Brita filter pitcher in my fridge. It broke over the weekend (accidentally banged it into the side of the fridge taking it out). So I got a replacement.

It just dawned on me that I have two pitchers (well, that I knew). One for water (filter pitcher) the other I use to make Crystal Light. That's what I drink most at home.

The Crystal Light pitcher is just a regular old pitcher. So I go the extra mile for plain old water, cause I want my water to be good for me. But never thought to use filtered water for what I drink most.

[Toad]

Who needs to wait for the DVDs to come out to watch internet cartoons full screen on tv???

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by pdoel

I realized something kinda dumb today.

I keep a Brita filter pitcher in my fridge. It broke over the weekend (accidentally banged it into the side of the fridge taking it out). So I got a replacement.

It just dawned on me that I have two pitchers (well, that I knew). One for water (filter pitcher) the other I use to make Crystal Light. That's what I drink most at home.

The Crystal Light pitcher is just a regular old pitcher. So I go the extra mile for plain old water, cause I want my water to be good for me. But never thought to use filtered water for what I drink most.

ROFLMAO. I have two as well ... I dont use either. I have one on my faucet. HEHE

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by pdoel

I realized something kinda dumb today.

I keep a Brita filter pitcher in my fridge. It broke over the weekend (accidentally banged it into the side of the fridge taking it out). So I got a replacement.

It just dawned on me that I have two pitchers (well, that I knew). One for water (filter pitcher) the other I use to make Crystal Light. That's what I drink most at home.

The Crystal Light pitcher is just a regular old pitcher. So I go the extra mile for plain old water, cause I want my water to be good for me. But never thought to use filtered water for what I drink most.

Ha. Sounds like something I'd do...

[PhoenixRising]

You know, I hate getting old in one respect: My eyes are so shot sometimes. Things I used to do, in five minutes, take an hour now. Like, tonight. I had to replace a watch band, and you know those 'Jesus clips' (as what you say when one flies off, 'Jesus, where did it go?'), well, they are super small, and I kept getting one side in, and then it fly off, and I along with my cats would look for it...finally, success, but now my eyes are so strained out, that I can't see clearly, so I can't tell if I spelled everything right here. Typing by feel.

[digitalputty]

ack.
Still suffering from my cold. Eyes are burning and 1.5 of my ears dont work. Neither nostril is 'open' for business. And my lungs feel like lead weights. So ......... I remembered this thing that I did a while back ... called "Nasal irrigation" ... haha. http://altmedicine.about.com/cs/alle...Irrigation.htm



At the time a long while ago it helped a TON. However, this last time doing it. My eyes burned and it didnt help. I dont know how people do drugs up the nose. HAHA

[Th1rt3en]

I'm hoping the sleep fairy finds me soon! We are getting killed at work with this cold weather.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

You know, I hate getting old in one respect: My eyes are so shot sometimes. Things I used to do, in five minutes, take an hour now. Like, tonight. I had to replace a watch band, and you know those 'Jesus clips' (as what you say when one flies off, 'Jesus, where did it go?'), well, they are super small, and I kept getting one side in, and then it fly off, and I along with my cats would look for it...finally, success, but now my eyes are so strained out, that I can't see clearly, so I can't tell if I spelled everything right here. Typing by feel.

Your old watch band was the same, if not close to this one. I remember seeing a pic of it in The DIN because I was thinking how funny it was that you had a Mickey Mouse watch face on a badass cuff. Funny in a good way

[AppleScruff]

why did i get caffeinated soda with my dinner last night? i am so dumb sometimes ... i think i finally fell into a decent sleep by 2am. dang.


happy cmas eve eve!!!

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by AppleScruff

why did i get caffeinated soda with my dinner last night? i am so dumb sometimes ... i think i finally fell into a decent sleep by 2am. dang.


happy cmas eve eve!!!

YAY!! I love this Holiday crap!

[FineExampl]

So one of the rubes in my office left a "gift" on my desk. Let's open it shall we?

/me grabs the gift

wow! 3 nestle crunch bell shaped candies, a candy cane, and plastic cane filled with hershey fake m&ms.

I'd rather not have gotten anything.

Why? Simple. I know that these ****holes are doing a secret santa and have pooled money to buy management a gift. Now, i wouldn't have because my money is tight, but they never asked me to be a part of their stupid reindeer games. Now seriously, how do you have something for the entire department and not ask EVERYone to be part of it, regardless of whether they'd (me) choose to actually be a part of it?


Merry ******* Xmas.

Oh yeah, they're also having a breakfast thing. I wasn't invited into that thing either.

******* ********.

/me drinks his tea and looks for a breakfast snack

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

So one of the rubes in my office left a "gift" on my desk. Let's open it shall we?

/me grabs the gift

wow! 3 nestle crunch bell shaped candies, a candy cane, and plastic cane filled with hershey fake m&ms.

I'd rather not have gotten anything.

Why? Simple. I know that these ****holes are doing a secret santa and have pooled money to buy management a gift. Now, i wouldn't have because my money is tight, but they never asked me to be a part of their stupid reindeer games. Now seriously, how do you have something for the entire department and not ask EVERYone to be part of it, regardless of whether they'd (me) choose to actually be a part of it?


Merry ******* Xmas.

Oh yeah, they're also having a breakfast thing. I wasn't invited into that thing either.

******* ********.

/me drinks his tea and looks for a breakfast snack

Sorry, Rudy You need to keep looking for a better job. Crapheads

[Lmhansen]

Too many douche-bags don't clean the snow of their cars Since some of this stuff (on Sunday) was fairly wet, it's now become a mix of snow and ice, and what that **** flies of your car, it can hurt someone!

So, some douche came barreling down the street at 40-50 MPH yesterday, a huge chunk (about 2x2 feet) flew off his car, crossed into my lane (opposite direction), and smashed right into Baileys windshield. Luckily, it landed "flat", so it simply ****tered and splashed snow and ice all over my windshield (rather than landing on the edge and ****tering the windshield), but it's still a scary experience, for me, the wife and the offspring ...

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Sorry, Rudy You need to keep looking for a better job. Crapheads

update: i got a card. two words inside; the person giving it, and my name.

/me files card

i know it's really not me. i just can't believe this stuff goes on. like the other day when one of them cut off the top of my plant. wtf?! are they children?

[AppleScruff]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

update: i got a card. two words inside; the person giving it, and my name.

/me files card

i know it's really not me. i just can't believe this stuff goes on. like the other day when one of them cut off the top of my plant. wtf?! are they children?

boo

1 more day....

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

Too many douche-bags don't clean the snow of their cars Since some of this stuff (on Sunday) was fairly wet, it's now become a mix of snow and ice, and what that **** flies of your car, it can hurt someone!

So, some douche came barreling down the street at 40-50 MPH yesterday, a huge chunk (about 2x2 feet) flew off his car, crossed into my lane (opposite direction), and smashed right into Baileys windshield. Luckily, it landed "flat", so it simply ****tered and splashed snow and ice all over my windshield (rather than landing on the edge and ****tering the windshield), but it's still a scary experience, for me, the wife and the offspring ...

We can't write ****ter?