The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[digitalputty]

OMG ... tell me about it.

[digitalputty]

Dude ... this dog.

[digitalputty]

Mike Nelson on Channel 7 News said ... "drop their load" ... about clouds. HAHA

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Mike Nelson on Channel 7 News said ... "drop their load" ... about clouds. HAHA

Hahahaha!

[Severecaraddict]

Is the .org running slow for anyone else? It seems to be moving with the speed and grace of a Special Olympics hurdler on my end, but ever other site is fine.

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Is the .org running slow for anyone else? It seems to be moving with the speed and grace of a Special Olympics hurdler on my end, but ever other site is fine.

seems rather quick to me!

[Severecaraddict]

hmm...Must just be something on my end. I keep having to hit 'reload'.

[digitalputty]

Its the p0rns you are looking at ... clogging your tubes!

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by digitalputty

Its the p0rns you are looking at ... clogging your tubes!

Hahaha! Normally I would agree with you, but tonight I'm checking out cars. Trying to decide what's going to replace the Z4. I'm leaning towards an E46 330ci, PREFERABLY a hard top, but I'd take a convertible if the right one came along.

This would be ideal:

Its Mystic Blue, has the ZHP Performance package, and good miles; but it would have to have a manual transmission.

[digitalputty]

WOOT! Paid off my laptop yesterday. Finally... now on to the next one!

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Hahaha! Normally I would agree with you, but tonight I'm checking out cars. Trying to decide what's going to replace the Z4. I'm leaning towards an E46 330ci, PREFERABLY a hard top, but I'd take a convertible if the right one came along.

This would be ideal:

Its Mystic Blue, has the ZHP Performance package, and good miles; but it would have to have a manual transmission.

There's nothing wrong with a manual! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm ... manual.

[callisto9]

Still having the urge to buy something...something fun...

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by callisto9

Still having the urge to buy something...something fun...

Slinkies are fun.

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Slinkies are fun.

Sure, but I'm looking for something more than 5 mins. of fun.

I'm thinking new cell phone.

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by callisto9

Sure, but I'm looking for something more than 5 mins. of fun.

I'm thinking new cell phone.

I so want a new phone too.
This one:

[digitalputty]

I love this song:

Sara Bareilles: Fairytale

Cinderella's on her bedroom floor
She's got a crush on the guy at the liquor store
'Cause Mr. Charming don't come home anymore and
She forgets why she came here
Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood for shame
She says "None for you dear prince, I'm tired today"
I'd rather sleep my whole life away
Than have you keep me from dreaming

'Cause I don't care for your fairytales
You're so worried 'bout the maiden though
You know she's only waiting on the next best thing (next best thing)

Snow White is doing dishes again 'cause
What else could you do with seven itty-bitty men?
Sends them to bed and she calls up a friend
Says "Would you meet me at midnight?"
The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says,
"Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair"
I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows

'Cause I don't care for your fairytales
You're so worried 'bout the maiden though
You know she's only waiting on the next best thing (next best thing)

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
Man made up a story said that I should believe him
Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
But I don't want the next best thing
So I sing, I hold my head down and I break these walls 'round me
Can't take no more of your fairytale love

I don't care for your fa-a-airytales
You're so worried 'bout the maiden though you know she's only waiting
On the next best thing
I don't care
I don't care
Worried 'bout the maiden though you know she's only waiting,
Spent her whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience
And a dumb appreciation
But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
Cause I don't want the next best thing
No no I don't want the next best thing

[FineExampl]

ORG MISSION: impossible!

Find for John, a handheld stick blender commonly referred to as a "motorboat" by the guy who says "bam" (i endorse nobody!).

Difficulty: Metal stick, blade(s). Low cost.

Bonus: Removable and/or interchangeable blades/shaft for easy cleaning purposes.

Here's an idea of what i am looking for, but i want to review options.
http://www.acehardwaresuperstore.com...98.html?ref=42
Erin found that one.

Note to Steph: I'm not buying this now. Just shopping.

[Th1rt3en]

Originally Posted by callisto9

Still having the urge to buy something...something fun...

Originally Posted by callisto9

Sure, but I'm looking for something more than 5 mins. of fun.

You can rent me, I'll be your manwhore!

Here are a few of my selling point:
1. Can dance
2. Touch tip of my nose with my tongue
3. Has read the Kama Sutra
4. Does windows
5. Good for 6 minutes of fun every four hours after a nap and some gatorade

Let me tell you 6 minutes in heaven is better then 5 minutes in heaven, if you know what I mean.

[FineExampl]

Today my mood tells me that i want to own a 1977 4dr Rabbit.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Th1rt3en

2. Touch tip of my nose with my tongue

Me too.