The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Now you make me feel old
Just kidding, I am not yet 35 years young. hehehe

It was just an arbitrary number. I'm not too far behind you. I'm just saying, I don't want to do anything to age prematurely and tanning, drinking, smoking, and METH [drug in general] seem to be the leading causes.

[Mazzzja]

hahaha I am only joking
It's just sensible to take care of our bodies nowadays.
There are so many influences around us that can damage so much!

[Lmhansen]

No lunch today
I am freaking starving, and it is way too late for lunch

[angelworks]

That's a pretty sexist statement there. Congrats. :thumbdown:

Whatev. Put on your big boy panties JP, not like you haven't done your share of bashing.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

OOOo lookie here for you. More specifically Erin, i think.

this site bought ads on XM.
http://www.godsaidmansaid.com/home.asp
basically it takes controversial issues (homosexuality) and gives bible verses vs. non-bible beliefs and pretty much says "haha the bible is right and yer wrong".

Without getting too deep, anyone else have a problem with this?

Without getting too deep, yes, I do. The bible is wrong when it comes to homosexuality. In fact, the ONE verse that all the anti gay bible belting folks hang their hopes on, found in Leviticus, is now thought to have been added decades after the rest of Leviticus was written.

And to add to it: Christ never spoke out on this subject.
In other words, who cares if one is gay, straight, or neither?




In other news, and John, you should relate to this, yesterday, I accidentally got some Thai spice in my right eye. No big deal, or so I thought, until this morning when I could not open my eye because it was all sensitive to light, and hurt like no ones' business.

I went to the eye doctor, and everything is fine now. HOWEVER. My glasses also broke today (only one year, four months after I got the last pair! Yeah for modern durability! ), so now I am waiting, at the mall, for new glasses. Thank gawd for the iPhone.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Because guys are guys.

We are mommies, whether the babies are skin or furry or men.

True dat.

[digitalputty]

Zoomers 6th birthday was today. Yup/

[Th1rt3en]

Happy b-day Zoomer. Thank god it's over for 2 day!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Are you manstruating?

No, it really bothers me when women bash men. Than the second a guy jokingly mentions something to make a tasteless joke regarding a woman they get labeled a chauvinistic woman hater. It's a ****ty double standard. I'm not angry or anything, it's just a pet peeve i have. Saying that stuff about a man, to me is on par with using the N word. It's just unneccesary and corny.

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

Sorry if I wasn't clear; my point was that if we were to get into more details about my feelings for AC, it would have to go to Hot Topics ...

Nah bro, it's cool. I didn't say i like the lady, just that she was fair, not overly judgemental, and fun. If you have the means, find the audio. It's pretty damn funny, and she's the reason.

Originally Posted by Mazzzja

Now you make me feel old
Just kidding, I am not yet 35 years young. hehehe

I will be 35 this November.

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Without getting too deep, yes, I do. The bible is wrong when it comes to homosexuality. In fact, the ONE verse that all the anti gay bible belting folks hang their hopes on, found in Leviticus, is now thought to have been added decades after the rest of Leviticus was written.

And to add to it: Christ never spoke out on this subject.
In other words, who cares if one is gay, straight, or neither?

Actually, Jesus didn't say anything about anything in the bible. His disciples did as i understand it. Speaking from a purely literary POV only. I don't want to tick off the Bible belt.

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

In other news, and John, you should relate to this, yesterday, I accidentally got some Thai spice in my right eye. No big deal, or so I thought, until this morning when I could not open my eye because it was all sensitive to light, and hurt like no ones' business.

I went to the eye doctor, and everything is fine now. HOWEVER. My glasses also broke today (only one year, four months after I got the last pair! Yeah for modern durability! ), so now I am waiting, at the mall, for new glasses. Thank gawd for the iPhone.

I know that feeling all too well. Actually, the eyes are the safest place to get hot spices. The spices activate the tear ducts and immediately begin self cleansing. You'd be worse off getting it on your junk, which i've also done. Genitalia and chile peppers do not mix. Niether does Mineral Ice/Icy-Hot.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Without getting too deep, yes, I do. The bible is wrong when it comes to homosexuality. In fact, the ONE verse that all the anti gay bible belting folks hang their hopes on, found in Leviticus, is now thought to have been added decades after the rest of Leviticus was written.

And to add to it: Christ never spoke out on this subject.
In other words, who cares if one is gay, straight, or neither?




In other news, and John, you should relate to this, yesterday, I accidentally got some Thai spice in my right eye. No big deal, or so I thought, until this morning when I could not open my eye because it was all sensitive to light, and hurt like no ones' business.

I went to the eye doctor, and everything is fine now. HOWEVER. My glasses also broke today (only one year, four months after I got the last pair! Yeah for modern durability! ), so now I am waiting, at the mall, for new glasses. Thank gawd for the iPhone.

Have you heard of this place?

get yourself a spare pair asap dude!

[FineExampl]

I'm drinking a "Mad Mailman". What's that? It's a highball of Moxie and Jagermeister. AWESOME! Dangerous too. You can't tell there's booze in it.

[FineExampl]

This means "hungry" i am told.


This proves we're blood relatives.

[Chef Angry Mike]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Now if they could just find Jimmy Hoffa I'll be able to sleep at night

At least we know he's not buried somewhere in Giants Stadium

Fountain Avenue dump off the Belt Parkway....

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Shhh--- I am busy sending him money and all my credit card details.....

Ha! I mess with those guys all the time. Have you heard of 411eater? Great site where they have some really funny pics they get the scam artists to produce.

Originally Posted by FineExampl

Hey Erin,
I listened to the Ann Coulter interview again and i stand by my convictions so far, but i will give you one thing. This lady is a witch and i would not like her in person. Still, she is honest, whether you agree with her or not. Or seems to be.

I don't see it as honest so much as I see it as mean. And, even if she's honest in her opinions, that still doesn't get respect for me when you're honestly an a-hole.

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Ann Coulter looks like a man. I DID listen to her interview with Matt whatshisname yesterday and she's clearly the way she is for one reason - Publicity. Like her or not, agree with her or not, she's good at whatever it is she does.

She totally looks like a tranny. I don't think she's good at anything besides being mean.

Originally Posted by FineExampl

OOOo lookie here for you. More specifically Erin, i think.

this site bought ads on XM.
http://www.godsaidmansaid.com/home.asp
basically it takes controversial issues (homosexuality) and gives bible verses vs. non-bible beliefs and pretty much says "haha the bible is right and yer wrong".

Without getting too deep, anyone else have a problem with this?

I don't think it behooves any business to take a religious/non-religious stance. The two don't mix.

Originally Posted by angelworks

I'm just peed because I didn't think of making an actual career out of being a completely annoying beyotch.

Yeah, ditto. If only I could get paid for being that nasty.

Originally Posted by FineExampl

That's a pretty sexist statement there. Congrats. :thumbdown: Enough with the men bashing. Jeez. You act like we're all incompetent boobs. I'm not gonna lie, it kinda tickes me off. Holy ****ner!

Dude, you've been super sensitive/snappy lately. Methinks something's up in yer personal life or work or something. You're quickly defensive. That statement wasn't sexist at all. It was just general poking.

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Helps a LOT (and does wonders for my S.A.D). I'm not sure if its the tanning lotion or what; but it works. I use a stand up booth, 15-20 minutes, about once every two and a half or three weeks.

I've heard that it can indeed be good for the winter blues. I've always wanted to check it out, but been too lazy. Must be the S.A.D.

Originally Posted by angelworks

Whatev. Put on your big boy panties JP, not like you haven't done your share of bashing.

No kidding. We like you John. Nothing here has been personally directed at you.

In other news, and four pages of Seinfeld later (that I KEEP MISSING), I am very farty tonight. And I'm sprouting mung beans and they are super delicious. I need to find a different use for them besides sandwiches.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Have you heard of this place?

get yourself a spare pair asap dude!

I got a second pair! Here is a shot of me in my new glasses; the other pair looks the same, but is brown, in a way.

These frames are made by Lucky Brand. I was told by the young lady that sold them to me, that I look great in them. I just told her, when I walked in, I wanted, 'Nerdy, Sturdy' because I am tired of frames busting way before their time.

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

No, it's cool. Actually, Jesus didn't say anything about anything in the bible. His disciples did as i understand it. Speaking from a purely literary POV only. I don't want to tick off the Bible belt.

Yeah, that would be true, in a sense. But in the words attributed to Christ, he never spoke out against gay folk.

I know that feeling all too well. Actually, the eyes are the safest place to get hot spices. The spices activate the tear ducts and immediately begin self cleansing. You'd be worse off getting it on your junk, which i've also done. Genitalia and chile peppers do not mix. Niether does Mineral Ice/Icy-Hot.

For a while, my eye was feeling better, but I think it's acting up again right now. My wife thinks at RED ROBIN tonight, I got some seasoning on my hand again, and rubbed my eye again, which may or may not have happened. It's possible. I guess it's a reflex, you know?

[Severecaraddict]

I just got back from seeing Unborn. Weird movie. It might have been KINDA scary had the girl next to me would have refrained from screaming "Run betch, run!" during the "scary" parts. I COMPLETELY understand why that dude shot that guy in the theater last month for taking.

[digitalputty]

I am downloading 394 songs from the Zune Marketplace right now. Should take a while. HAHAHAHA

[digitalputty]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

I just got back from seeing Unborn. Weird movie. It might have been KINDA scary had the girl next to me would have refrained from screaming "Run betch, run!" during the "scary" parts. I COMPLETELY understand why that dude shot that guy in the theater last month for taking.

!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate when people talk. UGH! Or text.

I havent seen a movie for a while ......... hrmmmmmm. 0_o

[digitalputty]

make that 582+

Oy!

Someone is vaccuummiinnngg at midnight?