The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by callisto9

Yes, but I also think I'm quite funny. Not everyone agrees.

That's because they're stupid

[callisto9]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

That's because they're stupid

I think so, too.

[Boopster]

Originally Posted by JuggBug

Out of the blue, Baldy just told me he loved me for just being 'me'.

How sweet, did you ask him what he wanted?

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by JuggBug

He said I'm 'funny'. I think that's a compliment right?

As long as immediately afterwards, he didn't say, "...but looks aren't everything." :P

I'm late for work, and I really don't care. I'm so freakin' tired.

[JuggBug]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

rim job

I'm still laughing about it.

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

That's because they're stupid

Exactly!!

[JuggBug]

Originally Posted by Boopster

How sweet, did you ask him what he wanted?

LOL No, he was being completely sincere. I can tell when he's just being a douchebag.

Originally Posted by FarrisK

As long as immediately afterwards, he didn't say, "...but looks aren't everything." :P

I'm late for work, and I really don't care. I'm so freakin' tired.

He didn't. So it WAS a compliment! LOL

[digitalputty]

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._revolutionary

[Mazzzja]

Originally Posted by Alan From NYC

I just got the "wrongest" number ever!

Caller ID read a 39 country code. I figured it might be a birthday call, so I answered and someone wanted to speak with Annalisa, then quickly apologized for dialing the wrong number.

Then I looked up 39. My first, and probably only, wrong number from Italy!

Kinda cool? Yes?

That is cool! They didn't call collect by any chance?

Originally Posted by JuggBug

Out of the blue, Baldy just told me he loved me for just being 'me'.

Aaaaaaw, how sweet!

Originally Posted by JuggBug

Do you guys ever go post stuff here on the org that just makes you crack yourself up?

Yup, hence my comment about the crab louse

[angelworks]

Posted: February 17, 2009 - 1:35 PM

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- The Obama administration estimates the federal stimulus package will create or save 215,000 jobs in New York.

The $789 billion package aimed at prodding an economic recovery is projected to create or save 3.5 million jobs nationwide in hospitals, schools, government, construction and emerging industries such as cleaner energy generation.

The estimates are provided by the administration from an analysis done as part of the package, called the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

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Gov. David Paterson says the package should bring at least $24.6 billion in federal funding to New York, where unemployment statewide is about 7 percent and rising.

The Assembly's economic forecast released this month estimates 267,760 jobs will be lost in this downturn.

[Lmhansen]

TV exec in Buffalo beheads wife who files for divorce.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...d_for_divorce/

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by JuggBug

Out of the blue, Baldy just told me he loved me for just being 'me'.

I think we all love you because you're you. If I could get you cloned, I would. I'd take cloned you home and do all sorts of naughty things to her!

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

TV exec in Buffalo beheads wife who files for divorce.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...d_for_divorce/

Short of having a sword, do you realize how much effort is involved in beheading someone? Obviously a crime of passion, and a sad one at that.

[Lmhansen]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Short of having a sword, do you realize how much effort is involved in beheading someone? Obviously a crime of passion, and a sad one at that.

"Beheading someone" is not exactly on my list of things to experience before I go...

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by Lmhansen

"Beheading someone" is not exactly on my list of things to experience before I go...

Ditto. There are much EASIER methods if you really wanna go that route...That's all I'm saying.

[FarrisK]

Originally Posted by JuggBug

Do you guys ever go post stuff here on the org that just makes you crack yourself up?

Originally Posted by JuggBug

Severe, I like the way you used color on your rim job. All that matters is that you love it and that's that.

Now I get it!

[FineExampl]

FYI...do not buy canned ackees. They're $14 a can. I returned those things. Blech! i don't need to spend $14 on culture. lol

[Toad]

who wants to go on a patty cake ride adventure???

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by angelworks

New topic

So-------is everyone excited about the extra $13 a week in your paychecks?

Of course, that does not help the people who have lost their jobs.

It bites the bullnads.

If you know what I mean. Tell you what: Keep the $13 from everyone, and FIX IT!

[PhoenixRising]

Originally Posted by angelworks

I envy you having that so close at hand.

I am unashamed to be completely in love with the Irish people. Just something about them.

And as an Irish man, I thank thee.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by phoenixrising

it bites the bullnads.

If you know what i mean. Tell you what: Keep the $13 from everyone, and fix it!

Doo-rrit!!