The Official Seinfield thread season 2.25

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by angelworks

It stays on the lake where it is right now--10 minutes from our land-- literally the lake is 12 feet down and my backyard--- until well and septic go in and then we move it to our land while the barn goes up.

Then we will rent it out until we are ready to put up the house.

It's a brand new, 3 BR, 2 Full Baths and has a lovely side porch.

On top of everything else--- it shakes out to save us about $800 a month from what we are paying now in this dump towards someone else's mortgage payment.

It just didn't make sense not to do it.

Whew! I thought you were movin' to a trailer park for a second. Our adoption proceedings were about to hit a snag. I went to the ghetto yesterday and some ghetto kids (8-ish?) were talking about stealing my car...Their dad taught them how. Cute huh?

I'm not sure which is worse...The ghetto or a trailer park.

[digitalputty]

[skittle buggy]

okay please note that it is now 1103PM central time and Michelle is STILL UP!!! She will not go to bed. I'm ready to scream.

[DannyRandomState]

Hmmmm maybe a sleeping aid of sorts?

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by DannyRandomState

Hmmmm maybe a sleeping aid of sorts?

Benadryl!

[FineExampl]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Benadryl!

that's child abuse dude.

you kind of just have to stick the kid in the bed and force them somehow to stay still laying down in bed for as long as it takes.

[AmyJane]

Not doing the parade anymore. Something came up and we can't go Suckage. I was so looking forward to that. And everyone is meeting at the dealership I go to before the parade. Poop!

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Whew! I thought you were movin' to a trailer park for a second. Our adoption proceedings were about to hit a snag. I went to the ghetto yesterday and some ghetto kids (8-ish?) were talking about stealing my car...Their dad taught them how. Cute huh?

I'm not sure which is worse...The ghetto or a trailer park.

Depends on where and how big that TP is.

But then again, people in launderettes scare me.

[squeebug]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Benadryl!

those things don't do anything to her, just like caffine doesn't either

[Alan From NYC]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

Not doing the parade anymore. Something came up and we can't go Suckage. I was so looking forward to that. And everyone is meeting at the dealership I go to before the parade. Poop!

Don't say "anymore." Just "this year."

(Of course, you know I hate the parades. They're on my route, so they really screw up my day.)

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Alan From NYC

Don't say "anymore." Just "this year."

(Of course, you know I hate the parades. They're on my route, so they really screw up my day.)

You're right

[Alan From NYC]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

You're right

I have moments of lucid thought.

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Alan From NYC

I have moments of lucid thought.

And I have thoughts of lucid moments. They're few and far between

[Alan From NYC]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

And I have thoughts of lucid moments. They're few and far between

You know my lifestyle. My lucid thoughts are only directed outwards. All the rest are part of a flow chart that culminates with "Where's that cliff?"

[AmyJane]

Originally Posted by Alan From NYC

You know my lifestyle. My lucid thoughts are only directed outwards. All the rest are part of a flow chart that culminates with "Where's that cliff?"

I know all about that. I can give the best advice. My friends are always asking me for advice but I can never take my own advice...although I'm getting better at it. It used to be easier to just say "Woe is me" and cry in my vicodin garnished beer

[Alan From NYC]

Originally Posted by CyberGreenBaby

I know all about that. I can give the best advice. My friends are always asking me for advice but I can never take my own advice...although I'm getting better at it. It used to be easier to just say "Woe is me" and cry in my vicodin garnished beer

Vinny changed "woe" to "whoa, baby!"

Me? I know I got it good. It just doesn't mean much without my "Vinny."

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by FineExampl

that's child abuse dude.

Do you realize how many parents do this? I don't like kids and I don't like listening to my friends talk about their kids, so if I know about it, it must be pretty common. I'm not saying force them to drink the entire bottle, I'm just saying to give them a child-sized dose to help out with the inevitable Spring sniffles.

Apparently, Michelle is immune anyway.

[angelworks]

Originally Posted by Severecaraddict

Do you realize how many parents do this? I don't like kids and I don't like listening to my friends talk about their kids, so if I know about it, it must be pretty common. I'm not saying force them to drink the entire bottle, I'm just saying to give them a child-sized dose to help out with the inevitable Spring sniffles.

Apparently, Michelle is immune anyway.

It has it's time and place says this mom.

[angelworks]

Akkkk___________ off to go do the final pack, shower, dress and head to mu big bro's.

Flying out of Albany in the early AM.

Will browse via BB whilst I'm gone.

Have a great week folks!

[Severecaraddict]

Originally Posted by angelworks

Akkkk___________ off to go do the final pack, shower, dress and head to mu big bro's.

Flying out of Albany in the early AM.

Will browse via BB whilst I'm gone.

Have a great week folks!

Are you heading to LA for the weekend? Enjoy the warmer weather!